Celebrity Eggs With Sideburns

"What I find strange is the way it's never come into fashion. When you think of all the things that have come and gone - platform shoes, sideburns, dungarees - this has never been picked up. No heartthrob in a Hollywood film has ever had this."

Poor Dougie - hopefully this will make him feel better

Really Dougie? My twitter messages last night proved otherwise. Maybe you're not unlucky in life after all.

William Shakespeare:

William Shakespeare - the original egg with sideburns

Commander Worf:

Maybe not a Hollywood heartthrob

Rowf from The Muppets:

Again, not a heartthrob, but a celebrity

Britney Spears:

Look at the smile on Britney's face!

Johnny Depp:

Derek fans still think he looks hot

Jessie J:

Does it like a brother, does it like a dude

Mr Bean (sporting a TadpoleHitler.com badge):

Brilliant work from the creator of the TadpoleHitler.com logo

Tom Cruise:

Oh dear

Donald Trump:

Actually looks better

Mick Miller (from Ideal):

Mick Miller sporting the cut

Bill Bailey:

A celebrity egg

Can you find a good picture of a Celebrity Egg with Sideburns? Tweet me at @tadpole_hitler!